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JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.


TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


ZERO DAYS -


TAGS: days without war
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:53 pm
Man, I been waitin’ for that answer for darn near three years. Now I can jus settle in an ‘get used to it’…with some pringles….and a gun.
PCV - January 23, 2014, 9:23 pm
And it's not going to change so get used to it.
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:05 pm
Yep, without competition there is no progress, and there is no competition quite like the one between two men shooting rifles at each other. =)
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:11 am
Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:05 am
I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:52 am
The US Army War college estimates it goes back to 4000 BC. The minute we get Peace in one place, it all goes to hell somewhere else
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:51 am
good, this got a bit of a discussion going. It came from a statement I saw this weekend on tv, that there had only been 129 days without war in the last 4500 years. I went searching on google to see if that was right, and found that others felt it was 0
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:24 am
And there it is, men, I'm assuming the commentors are men...are somehow always wrapped up in "war", whatever happened to the saying "peace man"?
forseti - June 28, 2011, 3:31 am
ironically we probably would still live in caves (and wouldn't be able to motifake!) if the human race wouldn't be this aggressive. Most innovations are based directly or at least incidentally on "war technologies"...
house - June 27, 2011, 7:55 pm
yes it did but ther was other wars started just after the end of WWi, then ran into the spanish civil war then ran into WW2....and the rest they say is history
crankyhead - June 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
Didn't the spanish civil war start about 15 years after those other two ended?
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:31 pm

very little if anything has changed about the human species since we climbed out of the trees/God created us/aliens dropped us off on this planet. meh...whatever.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 6:46 pm
ah, but House, you have to count tribal wars in Africa, Indonesia, South America.. so I feel pretty safe with 0. Native American Indians too.
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
still, i like the concept so 5L
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
culture there are 4 years where we have not had war. The most recent perid being after WW1, ther was No War for a period of a few weeks before the Spanish civil war, the Greco - Turkish war and the 3rd Afghan war began
house - June 27, 2011, 6:17 pm
Good poster but technically not correct. There have been 4 years with absolutely No war in modern history. Now histories of small countries and african / asian nations may not be as well documented so we cannot say for 100% sure but in 'white' western


Punt? -


TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4/5

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2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: anger without enthusiasm
Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 12:05 am

now this....is great.


SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE -




JUST LIKE A DROID -


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L


When Good Faps Go Horribly Wrong -




RAN A MARATHON, HUH? -


TAGS: husky questions marathon without sled
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2013, 6:33 am

Lol


MY NEIGHBORHOOD GUN DEALER - Wood Burner Stove


TAGS: smoke without mirrors
Rating: 4.91/5

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falloutghoul - January 28, 2013, 8:25 am
You know what they say about "smoking guns"...


INTERESTED MAY APPLY. -


TAGS: humor satire philosophy and emotions are mirthless pointless without grammar
Rating: 4.55/5

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SteveFurlong - June 27, 2012, 7:10 pm
I'd gladly be one of the tunnel construction personnel, but the mods keep rejecting them.


FRIENDS - They will always give you a hand when you're stuck.


TAGS: friends stuck without lube
Rating: 3.8/5

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bigsouthfork - November 28, 2012, 10:49 pm
But she's not even squiming. A whole fist and nothing! Talk about hard to please.
DominusDraco - October 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
Girls Gimnstics and a camera. A wonderful combination


LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem


TAGS: yes you too can be miserable and without sex just marry your girlfriend
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - November 15, 2009, 9:43 pm
Compared to furries. They make you pay BIG for making them wear those costumes. Wait...errrr...Look a distraction! 5/5
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:41 pm
Do you know how expensive sheep are?
Sean - November 15, 2009, 9:37 pm
Compared to farm animals?
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:35 pm
Hookers obviously, so much cheaper.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
So what now? Dudes? Farm animals? Dude farm animals? Furries?


OWNERSHIP -


TAGS: can t be claimed without checking the profit
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - February 2, 2013, 5:37 pm
Property of Robert Crumb


BATH NIGHT -


TAGS: that will teach ya to have the boys over without asking first
Rating: 4.41/5

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erock - April 13, 2010, 2:42 am
nice one bone!
spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
5Ls Bone. Good one.
Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 5:17 pm
One hundred an eighty L's!
ICEMAN - April 9, 2010, 4:11 pm
5 bullseyes


COMMUNITY -


TAGS: happy and content without oprah
Rating: 3.13/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:15 am
5 Space, 5 Poodles!
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 1:14 am
Run, educated wones... run far away!!!


INVISIBLE -


TAGS: neener can t pee without audience
Rating: 4.74/5

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GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
LOL!! 5L


ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: i will save the world without ever leaving my moms basement
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - April 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
so true! 5
TheTrashHeap - March 15, 2010, 8:53 pm
Did you just quote an actor? Are we supposed to take that seriously?
Anonymous2 - March 14, 2010, 1:21 pm
Losing my anonymity in this world I think is something that I find terrifying. - Alex O'Loughlin
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:19 pm
Many unknowns united in a quest to achieve a goal that they haven't thought through well enough.
Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 8:23 pm
Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit. Great fucking song. Been listening to it all day. Also, great poster. 5 double breasted suits!
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:48 pm
Anonymity is overrated...unless you have a really embarrassing job...
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 5:52 pm
I bow to that. 5L!!!


TANK WARFARE -




FATHER -


TAGS: man without condom father mariand
Rating: 4.18/5

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holymoly - February 24, 2012, 10:12 am
Or unwilling.... Guilty (raises hand).......(to smack kids)


PREJUDICE -


TAGS: a preconceived attitude opinion or feeling usually negative formed without adequate knowledge thought or reason
Rating: 3.73/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:32 pm
lol. i just found multiple demotivational poster of this image running the same theme, something kicked in and i decided to do the opposite and play around a bit.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
Uhmmm, I'll go with: deer poo is exempted from the law of gravity, for some reason not addressed by the text of the poster(?).


EXTORTION -


TAGS: the figs are blue without you
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 1:34 am
Still LMAO!
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 8:50 pm
*Space McPackage*
spacedog - November 4, 2009, 8:42 pm
Very funny Sean. How did you find that picture of me in my speedo? 5Ls
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 7:57 pm
LMFAO! Watch her left, buddy! It has punch (or, jr. partner) written all over it!


CUBBYBEAR - When are you coming back? Your daughter misses you. And so do we.




a true friend -


TAGS: without question
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 22, 2013, 9:38 am
Thank you, Sir Bobb.
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 12:38 am
A heartwarming 5/F
GaryO - September 21, 2013, 8:09 pm
Thank you, Sir Mao
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:39 pm
And You Don't Get Them To Often . 5 L Good One GaryO.


Enlightenment -


TAGS: mosquito solve problems without violence
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 10:33 pm
5LMAO.....


Turnaround -




IMAGINE -


TAGS: in a world without perils the imagination would be truly unimaginable
Rating: 4.82/5

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CloudchaserS - February 17, 2013, 11:14 am
And the willfully ignorant (those who insist they are not blind even after being repeatedly informed of their blindness)


GOLDEN RULE -


TAGS: without the accountability to homicide
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:45 pm
I think I just said that.
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 11:41 pm
Just remember...they have to catch you first! 5 poodles
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:24 pm
5L
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:24 pm
3rd base!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
Do unto others as you would have them not know they were done they were done unto by thee.


Lost Love - Lost Self -




SAFETY DANCE -




BONE CD -


TAGS: long lasting bone without viagra
Rating: 4.14/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:31 am
Back at ya Aggy...and I don't care what that State Trooper said, I didn't do it!


CHINESE NEW YEAR -




THE IRISH ROLEX - superior design superlative functionality




BELL BIV DEVOE -




SCULLING - The sport that sounds nasty, but a boot by any other name would be wrong.




AFFLUENZA -


TAGS: spoilt rich brats without values
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 15, 2016, 2:55 am
Also one hell of a defense, UP yours


Coffee Don't Fail Me Now -




Women: God's gift to man? -




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